engage-with-zorp:

*sees dog* nice
*sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

(via thebootydiaries)

futuristicjungle:

joshpeck:

8hy:

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

you put it into words

Interesting

(via succeeding)

fizzy-dog:

fizzy-dog:

i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it

let me elaborate

i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch his attention and very angrily went “excuse me sir, i am VERY hot and my dad doesn’t want to buy me a soda!!!”

and he held back the laughter and with a very serious tone told my dad “sir, can’t you see the young lady needs a drink?“ 

and i just stood there feeling like the most powerful fucking child in the universe

(via succeeding)

harryedward:

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

(via ugly)